Mr. Clean, Unisex T-Shirt

Another random shot that I don't remember who took. Almost appears as if it's actually a selfie. At any rate, it's one of very few shots of me without any hair. Truth be told, I wouldn't be surprised if this is the only one since the day that we left reception in Basic. Prior to that, ya might could have to see about some baby pics or something. That's besides the point. I remember nothing about this mission other than the factoid that there was quite likely some super sweet, and very hot chai tea involved. "Don't debate me on this." I often joked that I was on the brink of diabetes due to so much chai at these frequent and random meet and greets. I'm Nefarious Darrius, and thx for coming to my TedTalk. Peace.

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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